FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Apr 26, 2006

Best giveaway ever...

...because it's blatantly the worst giveaway ever.

If you head over to Pretty/Scary, all you have to do to be a "winner" is send Superheidi an email saying "gimme gimme gimme!" and you'll a receive a copy of Hollow Man 2, starring that fella who no longer has any standards Christian Slater, or the Special Edition release of Gothika, starring that gal whose name rhymes with Pally Merry, Halle Berry. WOW!

I think everyone who's doing the Final Girl Film Club should take advantage of this giveaway. Then, whenever I pick a movie that turns out to be a stinker, you can say to yourself "Well, at least it wasn't as craptacular as that crappy crapfest Crapika (or Hollow Crap). Yay, Film Club!"

**SORRY KIDS, IT SEEMS SUPERHEIDI HAS RUN OUT OF BAD MOVIES TO GIVEAWAY. Shame on your taste, people, SHAME!

That said, someone can have MY copy of Gothika if they want it. It's used (once, dammit) and it's not the Special Edition, so first come, first serve...first email I get wanting it gets it.

And FYI, before anyone rags on MY taste, I picked it up because it came in a 2-pack with The Exorcist Fancy Pants Edition, for sale wicked cheap when Media Play closed it's doors. So there!

** GOTHIKA IS GONE-IKA! YAY!

5 comments:

Steven R said...

Bah! Not time to sign up for a giveaway right now! After watching Visiting Hours, I got this great idea to install a dumbwaiter in my house, just in case a crazed killer breaks in. Now if I only had a second floor...

B.A. Slattery said...

I actually asked for Gothika. How fucking lame am I? Begging for the likely better film in a free film giveaway.

I wish i were dead. Dead Alive, that is!

Superheidi said...

Stacie, you rock.

I actually RAN OUT of bad movies for the giveaway. Brennon got the last GOTHIKA.

oh Brennan; Really lame, to answer your question...

B.A. Slattery said...

I'm so proud to get the barren scrapings of shit from the bottom of the corpse-pile. I'm also pleased to see my name spelt two different ways in two different sentences. Makes me feel like John Cougar ... or is it just John?

Stacie Ponder said...

Breenan:

That's Mr. Mellencamp if you're nasty.