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Jan 22, 2007

Readers Poll

Dear READER,

Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability. We at Final Girl want to serve you better!

1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?

2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In da hood / In space

3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes / No

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" / "Fudgicle"

5. Terrycloth: Yay / Nay

6. Favorite Jason...

A) pillowcase Jason
B) hockey mask Jason
C) Super Space Jason
D) black goo/ penis monster Jason essence

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay / Nay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? Yes / No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes / No

10. Cutest thing ever: one / two / three

11. Final Girl:

A) hinky
B) ginchy
C) boss
D) gear

12. Swearing: Heavens, no! / Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs.
_____________

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes / No

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes / No

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree / Disagree

17. Chapstick: Apply with finger / Apply from tube

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan" / "caRIBian"

19. _____ of the Dead:

A) Night
B) Dawn
C) Day
D) Land
E) Shaun
F) Box Social

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your ______".


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Your cooperation is appreciated!

love,
Final Girl

26 comments:

Amanda By Night said...

1. I would totally be a Final Girl Minion on your board. DO IT!

2. LEPRECHAUN In space (but I have In da Hood on DVD!)

3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"

5. Terrycloth: Uh, HELL YES!

6. Favorite Jason...

A) pillowcase Jason

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? Of course lover, you're already hurting me...

9. Do you really want to make me cry?
What is love without pain?

10. Cutest thing ever: one

11. Final Girl: C) boss


12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. Amanda By Night

14. Will you be my Valentine? Sure, if you buy first...

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Unfortunately, I have.

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree

17. Chapstick: Apply from tube

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"

19. Dawn of the Dead:

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your Vienna Sausage(?)".

Josh said...

1. I reckon so.

2. In Space

3. Yes

4. Fudgesicle

5. ummm

6. A

7. NAY

8. No

9. Yes

10. That's not fair! C

11. Also C

12. Fuck yeah!

13. The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

14. sure

15. Yes

16. Agree

17. Tube

18. Care-ih-beahn

19. Night

20. Rhymes with Punt.

Bill Walsh said...

1. I suspect so.
2. Crushed with a shillelagh.
3. I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky.
4. Fudge Sickle.
5. Aye!
6. The Argonaut
7. Oh, sure, why not?
8. No. I'm a man who doesn't know.
9. No, I'd tumble 4 ya.
10. Goin' with the bunny.
11. GROOVY. [/Ash]
12. Swyve me, lass!
13. Recurrent Angina & A New Hip
14. Yeah!
15. Nope.
16. No se, seƱorita.
17. Toob.
18. -RIBB- (for her pleasure)
19. Shaun!
20. Popeye's three-piece spicy white-meat combo with red beans and rice.

Casey C said...

1. Sure!
2. In spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Allrighty
6. Hockey Mask
7. yay
8. no
9. no
10. 3
11. C
12. FUCK YAH!
13. my mom
14. Awww okay
15. yes
16. agree
17. eww, I prefer mine dry and scabby
18. caRIBian
19. Shaun
20. butt. Remember, check twice.

michelle said...

1. Absolutely!
2. In spaaaaaaace!
3. yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. yay
6. Super Space Jason
7. Not sure, haven't seen it.
8. Not right now.
9. Maybe later.
10. OMG the bunny.
11. boss!
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs The World!
14. Yes.
15. Yes.
16. Agree.
17. Apply from tube.
18. caRIBian.
19. Box Social of the Dead!
20. Cooties!

matimus said...

1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
I'm good at registering for forums

2. LEPRECHAUN In da hood, yo!

3. Do you love a rainy night?
Yes, it's such a beautiful sight.

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" (there is an S in there!)

5. Terrycloth: Nay

6. Favorite Jason...
B) hockey mask Jason

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay!

8. Do you really want to hurt me? No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? No

10. Cutest thing ever: two

11. Final Girl:
C) boss

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. JESUS

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Probably not

17. Chapstick: Apply from tube

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"

19. _____ of the Dead:
G) All of the above

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your...SHUT YO MOUTH!

dreamrot said...

1. I swear I would register with the best of intentions, and even participate at first, but then, like all things, it would fall to the wayside as soon as I saw something shiny.

2. The best things happen in space.

3. Yes

4. Fudge-Sicle

5. I'm not sure I have a preference...

6. B

7. Haven't seen it.

8. No

9. No

10. Why is it that none of them are baby penguins?

11. I'm not sure I understand the question

12. Fuck yeah!

13. Larry Flynt

14. Do you really want me to be?

15. No

16. N/A

17. Apply from tube

18. I use both. Depends on context.

19. Shaun of the Dead is one of my favorite movies. But so are both Dawn of the Deads.

20. I haven't seen that movie since...well, since it first came out on video. And somehow, it seems like looking it up would be cheating.

Theron said...

1. Of course
2. ...in my pants
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Nay (it creeps me out)
6. B
7. Yay
8. No
9. No, but you will...they always do...
10. Three
11. B) Ginchy
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason v. Boy George (circa 1983...see, Jason goes back in time!)
14. No (my wife would murderize me)
15. Yes
16. Agree
17. Apply from tube, of course (whaddya think I am, a high school girl?)
18. CARiBEEan
19. Shaun
20. Crab cakes

Smurfwreck said...

1. Sure.
2. I'm going to have to go with In space. Vs. The Muppets, Vs. Jason.
3. Yeah 'cause it scares the pee out of my dog which I find funny.
4. Fudgsicle, though I call it a poor excuse for a pudding pop.
5. I'm taking the fifth on this one.
6. Pillowcase.
7. Nay
8. I do't think so.
9. I don't know you well enough.
10. Two. Damn my damn beagle dog.
11. Boss.
12. ...Under my breath almost every second of the day...
13. Triangle man.
14. I'm everyone's Valentine.
15. No.
16. My lack of film knowledge is starting to show...
17. I'm the kind of guy who has never used Chapstick.
18. caRIBian
19. Right now, Day.
20. Blog.

Chad Saxelid said...

1. Yes
2. In Space (because In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream!)
3. Yes.
4. Fudgsicle
5. Yay to terrycloth (bathrobes, at least)
6. Hockey Mask Jason
7. Yay to Ghosts of Mars
8. No, I don't
9. No, I don't
10. You had me at one. (Widdle Bunnee so cute!)
11. Final Girl is BOSS
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs Leprechaun
14. Sure, why not?
15. No
16. Agree, because MBV is AWESOME.
17. From tube.
18. caRIBian, because that is how Movie Voice guy pronounced it in The Island trailer. (You know, the one with Michael Caine fightin' them nasty ass pirates?)
19. DAY of the Dead.
20. Cunt

mina said...

1. Possibly!
2. In da hood
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Yay
6. hockey mask Jason
7. Nay
8. No
9. No

10. Bunny
11. boss
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs. Michael Ironside
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Agree!!!
17. From the tube
18. CARiBEEan
19. Night
20. Starts with a "c" and ends with a "t."

HorrorHR said...

1. Yes. Forums are better for discussions than blog posts.

2. LEPRECHAUN in SPace, every movie must have a "in space" sequel.

3. Do you love a rainy night? Yeah when I don't have to go out the next day ;)

4."Fudgsicle"

5. Terrycloth: Don't know what you are talking about ;)

6. Favorite Jason... I'm a conservative guy - B) hockey mask Jason

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes

10. Cutest thing ever: zwei

11. Final Girl: gear

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. The Fog people from the remake

14. Will you be my Valentine? No

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree

17. Chapstick: WTF

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "caRIBian"

19. Dawn of the Dead:

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your Nezula the rat Monster".

Goose said...

1. Hell Yeah
2. In Da Hood
3. Who doesn't love a rainy night?4. Fudgicle
5. Nay
6. Pillowcase Jason
7. Nay
8. Kinda, Yeah
9. Well, Kinda Yeah, Is that wrong?
10. Two (puppy)
11. Final Girl: Ginchy
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs. The whole damn universe.
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Agree!!!
17. Apply with Finger
18. caRIBian
19. Shaun
20. C**T, no must be your feet then.

Ali A said...

1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it? Oh yea!

2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In da hood / In space Spavce

3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes / No Yes washes away blood.

4.Fudgsicle
5.Yay
6. Favorite Jason...

A) pillowcase Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No never

9. Do you really want to make me cry? No

10. Cutest thing ever: one ...I have 6 rabbits and 1 foster rabbit. I am biased

11. Final Girl:Boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. __Stacie___________

14. Will you be my Valentine? No

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree

17. Chapstick: Apply with finger

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "caRIBian"

19. __All___ of the Dead:Love zombies
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your __c--t____".

Craig Moorhead said...

1. I'll say yes knowing that I tend to join such forums and then not stop by. But a Final Girl forum can only be a good thing.

2. LEPRECHAUN: In Space

3. Do you love a rainy night? Maybe.

4. Fudgicle

5. Terrycloth: Nay

6. Favorite Jason - pillowcase Jason

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Nay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? Strangely, yes.

10. Cutest thing ever: Two.

11. Final Girl: ginchy by a long shot.

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695: Jason vs. The Sun

14. Will you be my Valentine? Too late.

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yep. Too late.

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree.

17. Chapstick: From tube.

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: I prefer Billy Ocean's "Care-i-byoon"

19. _____ of the Dead: Shaun

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE: teen spirit.

Media Kitten said...

1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
Hell yes.

2. LEPRECHAUN In space!

3. Do you love a rainy night?
Yes, and I am only happy when it rains.

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"

5. Terrycloth: Yay.

6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason!

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay!

8. Do you really want to hurt me? No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? No

10. Cutest thing ever: one

11. Final Girl:
C) boss

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. Night of the Lepus: Return of the Killer Rabbits

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Of course.

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Not a chance.

17. Chapstick: Apply with finger

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"

19. _____ of the Dead:
Do I really have to choose? Each Zombie is so precious to me.

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your...naughty bits."

thedarkbackward said...

1. Oh, hell yes.

2. In space...where no one can hear your cabbage farts.

3. Yep. It's such a beautiful sight.

4.PRONOUNCED: Poo-covered phallus on a stick.

5. Terrycloth: Yay. Terryhawkinscloth? I'm directing this fucking movaaay!

6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason (even if he is only 100 thread count).

7. GHOSTS OF MARS: One Ice Cube up.

8. Do you really want to hurt me?
Hey...I am human and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does.

9. Do you really want to make me cry?
Yes...TEARS OF SHAMEFUL GRATITUDE. (I'm sure that there's a German term for that.)

10. Cutest thing ever: one / two / three
NONE OF THE ABOVE...SEE: http://static.flickr.com/139/323452783_d27629e89f_o.jpg

11. Final Girl:

A) hinky
B) ginchy
C) boss
D) gear

WRITE IN: The Shit...or perhaps Complete Tits. Maybe Fab?

12. Swearing: Heavens, no! / Fuck yeah!
Gods balls, certainly!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. My Complete Lack of Interest in the Career of M. Night Shamalayan

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes / No
Nope. I gave my heart to Dyanne Thorn.

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes / No
Nope.

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree / Disagree
What is, ferchrissakes?

17. Chapstick: Apply with finger / Apply from tube
Apply with penis.

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan" / "caRIBian"

"That GUy FROm Lord of the rIngs IS a Big FEMME"
19. _____ of the Dead:

A) Night
B) Dawn
C) Day
D) Land
E) Shaun
F) Box Social

C. I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN!

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your vagina - which, oddly enough, smells kinda like John Hinley's weiner".

Mistah Wade said...

1. sure
2. In space if I had to pick one of those
3. Yes and Eddie Rabbit
4. fudg-sicle
5. Yay (rubbing against my netherlands)
6. A
7. Yay to a point and then just plain NAY!
8. No (boy george however, YES!)
9. See 8
10. Two
11. C
12. Fuck yeah
13. Incontinence
14. yes
15. yes
16. agree
17. tube
18. caRIBian
19. shaun
20. cunt

Christopher said...

1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
FUCK yeah

2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In space

3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes...and romantic walks along the beach

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"

5. Terrycloth: Yay

6. Favorite Jason...

B) hockey mask Jason from Final Chapter


7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? Yes ...because I'm a karma-karma-karma chemeleon

9. Do you really want to make me cry? No...something something something...red gold and green

10. Cutest thing ever: one...because it's deadly. but I'm glad I now know what happened to Baby Jane with three

11. Final Girl:

C) boss

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. Ghidorah

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Disagree

17. Chapstick: Apply from tube

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"

19. _____ of the Dead:

C) Day

20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

"I can smell your Cunt...you must use Summer's Eve. Can I interest you in my assortment of Douches?"

Stacie Ponder said...

OK, so the only question I really wanted to ask was #1...but hey, if you're gonna ask one question you'd might as well ask twenty.

I must say, I love all these answers- you people are really fucking funny. Jason vs The Sun? "I can smell your crab cakes"? Gold, people...gold.

I'll keep you all updated on the answer to question #1. In the meantime, you're all my Valentines. ..and it's pronounced "FUDGICLE"- I don't care if there's an S or not. It's silent!! :P

I hope 10 million people answer these questions, for the answers amuse me.

SikeChick said...

1. I would!

2. In da hood forever!

3. Yes

4. Fudgsicle

5. Nay

6. Pillowcase

7. Nay-ver seen it.

8. Yes

9. Yes

10. TWO!

11. C

12. Fuck yeah!

13. My re-animated corpse!

14. No

15. Dear god, yes. In the theatre no less. I bought popcorn for that mess.

16. Totally Agree! Long live '80s Canadian horror!

17. Don't use.

18. I got both ways...like Billy Ocean himself.

19. Dawn

20. "Shampoo. Is that Prell? I love that!"

Ray said...

1. Probably
2. In Space
3. Yes
4. Fudgesicle
5. Yay, I guess
6. Hockey mask Jason
7. Nay
8. No
9. No
10. #2
11. Boss
12. Fuck, yeah
13. The Wayans Bros. Based on a true story (hopefully)
14. I'm an Anti-Valentite
15. yes
16. agree
17. with the tube
18. CARibBeean
19. Night. First movie to scare the hell out of me.
20. c--t

Goose said...

I love that you say "fudgicle".

Des said...

1. Yep!

2. LEPRECHAUN In space (if need be)

3. I love a rainy night

4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" and I'll fight anyone who disagrees!

5. Terrycloth: Nay (I don't know why...I don't like somebody named Terry so maybe that's it)

6. Favorite Jason...

A) pillowcase Jason (I just got finished writing an article about this! Coming Monday. BTW, we should get started on that article thing I mentioned a million years ago...


7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Nay

8. Do you really want to hurt me? No

9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes

10. Cutest thing ever: Throw them all into a woodchipper and pour the remains into a fountain sundae glass: that's cute.

11. Final Girl:

C) boss (but only because "tubular" and "bitchin'" weren't an option)

12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!

13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:

Jason vs. Future Sigmund Freud: The Oedipal Complex resolved!

14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes

15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No

16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree

17. Chapstick: Apply from tube (who wants to wipe their fingers off all the time?)

18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"

19. _____ of the Dead:

A) Night


20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:

Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your _cunt_".

mjest15 said...

1. I hate to commit to anything cause I say yes but then become lazy and don’t do things such as registering.

2. Da hood for shnizle dizzle

3. As long as I don’t have to walk anywhere!!!

4. Fudgsicle

5. YAY HOO!!!!!

6. Hockey mask Jason is the one I always think of (plus it reminds me of the Nintendo game which was so sweet), but there is something appealing about pillow case Jason, I think it’s his backwoods hillbilly style.

7. Sure why not

8. No

9. Yes making people cry is my hobby

10. two. That bunny kinda creeps me out.

11. E. Bitchin’ I’m trying to bring the use of bitchin’ back. It’s just too bitchin’ to give up, but not as quite as bitchin’ as cool beans

12. fuck yeah fuckers!!

13. The Donald

14. Yes

15. No but I do love David Boreanaz

16. I have to go with no because of my aforementioned love of DB

17. I have when a questions asks to choose between finger and tube go with finger.

18. caRIBian

19. Box Social

20. Farts

cattleworks said...

Look, I'm gonna be a bastard and not answer this survey. Well, maybe later.
But I'm too intimidated by all the other replies!

Although, a thought occurred to me:
you know when that little girl in POLTERGEIST is talking to the white noise on the TV screen, answering questions we can't hear?
What if the questions were...