FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Sep 5, 2007

untitled #7

Man, I can't believe I haven't posted since August! How time something somethings when you're something something.

Trust me, I have a good reason for the lack of updates these last few days, and soon...VERY SOON MY PRETTIES all will be revealed. I'd intended to post a review today, but instead I spent several hours Fighting The Power. I swear, I feel so Gerald McRaney of television's Major Dad starring in Night of Bloody Horror right now...violent vision, indeed.

I thought I would let you all know, however, that I'm not dead- I'm still managing to elude any and all venomous creepy-crawlies, thank you very much. I also thought I'd remind you that Adam Green's Hatchet opens on Friday. I'm looking forward to some good-time slasher action!

6 comments:

Bill Walsh said...

Godspeed, Final Girl, and may all your opponents feel as though they had been hatcheted into Gerald McRaney of television's Major Dad-dom.

Theron said...

"Hatchet" could suck hard, but it still will get my vote of approval for nothing else other than its tag line:

It's not a remake. It's not a sequel. And it's not based on a Japanese one.

spazmo said...

Whoa. That capture of Major Dad losing his shit looks like it was taken from some 1920's German expressionist flick...

The Cabinet of Gerald McRaney, perhaps?

ARBOGAST said...

I found a black widow at my place this weekend. Take it back!

Repoman said...

I have pretty high hopes for "Hatchet". It looks like a quality production with an old school story. And the tag line does rock...

Now that I've said that, it'll suck...

Stacie Ponder said...

I'm heartened to see that my spider-mind-control experiments are beginning to work.

Wait, I mean...a black widow at your house?? Oh no!

I'm seeing Hatchet tonight, yay!