...there are movies out there in the world that seem as if they were made for me and for me alone. This is one of them. I MUST SEE IT.
In tangentially related news: holy fucking shit, I had no idea that Chuck Norris is so huge. Apparently the camera adds ten pounds but takes away 250 feet.
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