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Nov 19, 2010

Such apologies...

...to you, my friends, for my lack of updates this week. Sometimes, it's how it goes, yes? Still, I know you must be aching and breaking in your heart place, and so I drew you a picture to assuage some of the pain. It's Michael Myers riding a shark who can walk like a man and shoot lasers out of its mouth vs. Jason Voorhees riding a bear who can fly and breathe fire, whilst Belial parachutes in, his allegiances unknown and his motivations unclear. Click to embiggen!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER. Seriously. I can now forgive your lack of updates! =P

Daniel said...

Aaaaaaaawn! :)

J. Harris Speed said...

Hmmm... I think there's a major motion picture here. Maybe?

gord said...

Man does that shark look bored.

Stacie Ponder said...

"Man does that shark look bored."

He can walk like a man, and therefore feels extra spiteful about being ridden like a horse!

Chris Otto said...

Is this soon to be SyFy movie starring Debbie Gibson, Richard Dean Anderson and whoever the hell played Natalie on "The Facts Of Life"?

Thomas Dukenfield said...

Glancing first at the picture, I thought that was Meatwad parachuting out of the sky to save the day. Alas, it tis belial, and, unknown agenda or not, he should peobably stay clear of this epic tussle.

gord said...

"He can walk like a man, and therefore feels extra spiteful about being ridden like a horse!"

Seems fair. And lets hope that poor bear is flame proof. Else his hands might be a little toasty.

Also, why wasn't Myers included in the Freddy vs. Jason hullabaloo? What kind of shafting is that?

Stacie Ponder said...

"lets hope that poor bear is flame proof..."

Yes, don't worry- his fur is made of asbestos. This doesn't particularly bode well for Jason in the long run, but ultimately I don't think he cares.

gord said...

It certainly seems like a battle destined for tragedy. Reminds me of Bart and Lisa kicking and swinging their arms while bravely marching towards certain mutual destruction.

Miskatonic said...

This reminds me of this comic:

http://thechedda.com/art/sea-bear-grizzly-shark

which, incidentally features the greatest cauterize the wound scene EVER!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who sees this tale ending with lots of animated hearts floating about? Drawing = ultimate rom-com.

Kensington said...

I'm betting poor Belial is just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

ClevelandPoet said...

this was pretty awesome...until my wifey walked in and saw me giving them voices and storylines...

actually it was still awesome.

belial was all "don't fight guys hug it out" and then of course turned on them both.

Thorzul said...

Is this Thorzul's future desktop background?

Methinks YES!

Planet of Terror said...

Stacie, all of your drawings need to be put together in one book. It would make a fine addition to my coffee table and a conversation piece. Do it. Do it now.

Stacie Ponder said...

If by "book" you mean "stapled together print-outs", it's all ready to go! :D

TheKungFuProfessor said...

Cool pic, I'm battling my way through a Sunday morning hang-over and decided to colour it in like a 5-year-old would, because that's how intelligent I feel right now. The lense flare is starting to make my eyes hurt.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1585/jasonvsmikevsbelial.jpg

JT said...

It's just like my dreams! ;-)

Stacie Ponder said...

Oh my gawd, Professor, that's AMAZING! :D The lens flares...oh, the lens flares! And you're right, this should totally take place in space.

Anonymous said...

Always new Belial was pink, ha!

TheKungFuProfessor said...

Haha glad you liked it, yeah instead of Jason X or Freddy Vs Jason they should have gone with Jason Vs Michael Vs Belial... in space!

I just realised I coloured in the sharks laser beam like eye beams when it should be solid, fail!
In my defence I wasn't hungover but still very drunk!

John_B said...

Stacie's original was already an amazing concept but WOW KungFuProfessor you just made it concentrated awesome in a fun size package. Bravo!