Final Girl: He just wanted to hang out.

Jaws commission, 5" x 7" marker on Bristol board

It's unanimous!

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"If there were two Stacie Ponders, the world would be a better place." - Richard Harland Smith, TCM's Movie Morlocks

"I want to marry this girl!" - Scott Weinberg, Cinematical

"The greatest horror site in...what the hell...the world!" - Kim Morgan, MSN Movies Filter

"The most fun you can have on a horror blog." - Adam Ross, DVD Panache

"Arguably the most clever film blogger online." - DK Holm, The Screengrab

"You are little more than a diseased piece of waste. There's nothing even remotely relevant about you...pathetic." - A reader

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A handy FAQ for Google searchers!

1. Whomever was searching for "bea arthur haunted house"...if you find it, let me know where it is.
2. Yes, most likely the girl at the end of The Descent would soon be dead. Or she may have just gone crazy, depending on which ending you saw.
3. No, you will not find photos of a girl masturbating on a dryer here.
4. Whomever is looking for "booll woob sex girle", I can't help you.
5. That "horror film with a hot girl" you're looking for is probably this one, in particular the first segment.
6. "Nosferatu's female name" is Nosferatina.
7. Dear whoever found me by Googling "episode of Dallas where Sue Ellen got totally drunk and fell down the stairs"...will you marry me?
8. I have no idea whether or not Genie Francis has had plastic surgery.

Jan 31, 2011

He just wanted to hang out.

i"m like the wind

ooh yeah Final Girl is on Facebook!

SLASHERS 101 is now available!

Support Final Girl...buy a t-shirt or print!

This month's Film Club pick:

for everything except Final Girl

I have a webcomic. Give it a read!

It's unanimous!

I also write for this:

and this:

and this:

you can totally click this stuff.

A handy FAQ for Google searchers!

Sorted for your pleasure!

The Wayback Machine

When you're tired of me, try these.

Don't steal my shit.

If you want.

effing aye right it is.

suckers!

Jan 31, 2011

He just wanted to hang out.

i"m like the wind

ooh yeah Final Girl is on Facebook!

SLASHERS 101 is now available!

Support Final Girl...buy a t-shirt or print!

Subscribe To FG!

This month's Film Club pick:

for everything except Final Girl

I have a webcomic. Give it a read!

It's unanimous!

I also write for this:

and this:

and this:

you can totally click this stuff.

A handy FAQ for Google searchers!

Sorted for your pleasure!

The Wayback Machine

When you're tired of me, try these.

Don't steal my shit.

If you want.

effing aye right it is.

suckers!