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- Stacie Ponder
- I am currently alive, although if that changes I'm not sure who would update this space to tell you. I am a maker of comics, a writer, a video game player, a coffee drinker, and a kitten lover.
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This month's Film Club pick:
- Movie: Hell Night (1981)
- Due Date: Monday, February 13
- How It Works: Watch the movie. Write about it on your site and drop me a line. Link to me, I link to you. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
for everything except Final Girl
It's unanimous!
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A handy FAQ for Google searchers!
- 1. Whomever was searching for "bea arthur haunted house"...if you find it, let me know where it is.
- 2. Yes, most likely the girl at the end of The Descent would soon be dead. Or she may have just gone crazy, depending on which ending you saw.
- 3. No, you will not find photos of a girl masturbating on a dryer here.
- 4. Whomever is looking for "booll woob sex girle", I can't help you.
- 5. That "horror film with a hot girl" you're looking for is probably this one, in particular the first segment.
- 6. "Nosferatu's female name" is Nosferatina.
- 7. Dear whoever found me by Googling "episode of Dallas where Sue Ellen got totally drunk and fell down the stairs"...will you marry me?
- 8. I have no idea whether or not Genie Francis has had plastic surgery.
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When you're tired of me, try these.
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Don't steal my shit.
If you want.
effing aye right it is.
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5 cuckoo nutsos:
Well, there *is* The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black out there...
Never thought I'd see a Black Flag reference on your blog. I love you even more than before! If that's even possible...
Me too.
Genius!
Great idea...right up there with REAL band names like JFKFC and (my favourite) John Cougar Concentration Camp.
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