tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post115323177279550557..comments2024-03-27T17:57:27.840-04:00Comments on Final Girl: Blood Suck-erStacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153634544653365232006-07-23T02:02:00.000-04:002006-07-23T02:02:00.000-04:00Michael Madsen and Mullet = God.Great toon!Amanda ...Michael Madsen and Mullet = God.<BR/><BR/>Great toon!<BR/><BR/>Amanda By NightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153345460264410362006-07-19T17:44:00.000-04:002006-07-19T17:44:00.000-04:00I'm hurt.I'm hurt.John Barleycornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153273520249865582006-07-18T21:45:00.000-04:002006-07-18T21:45:00.000-04:00Dammit, I just realized I misspelled Brennon's nam...Dammit, I just realized I misspelled Brennon's name. Yes, these things nag at me. Sorry, Brianna--Brennia--Brun--<BR/><BR/>meh.Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153270416327957452006-07-18T20:53:00.000-04:002006-07-18T20:53:00.000-04:00Randy- I hadn't seen the trailer before I saw this...Randy- I hadn't seen the trailer before I saw this movie, but when it came out <I>everyone</I> said it looked like a Sci-Fi Channel movie! I watched the trailer last night after the movie and God, I don't know WHO would have wanted to check out the movie based on THAT. It was funny, though, to see what they were TRYING to do- casting characters as like "The Young Adventurer!"- knowing how the end result turned out. <BR/><BR/>Retro- she's in the scene that's in the middle of some wide open area. I think our "heroes" are surrounded completely by zombies and it's a shoot-em-up scene. You know, when a character will be shooting a shotgun, but then they get a slo-mo "action" shot and they're using, like, a handgun? Something totally different than what you just saw them holding? Anyway- here's how you walk like her.<BR/><BR/>1. hold both arms straight out in front of you.<BR/><BR/>2. have one arm go up while the other goes down.<BR/><BR/>3. make your arms go up and down (alternating, like a seesaw) <I>really fast</I>.<BR/><BR/>4. walk at a speedy clip and time the arm movements with your steps.<BR/><BR/>It's awesome.<BR/><BR/>Snarf- I love a bad movie, so I know exactly where you're coming from...but BloodRayne is pretty. Damn. Bad. You've been warned! ;) I'd suggest House of the Dead over this one for some so-bad-it's-good-ness. <BR/><BR/>Thanks, Brennan! I enjoyed doing the strip review on the fly. It kept me awake, for one thing. :P Have you checked out <A HREF="http://the-sticks.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">my other blog</A>? It's <I>all</I> comic book-y goodness!Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153257965148389212006-07-18T17:26:00.000-04:002006-07-18T17:26:00.000-04:00All of your movie reviews should be expressed this...All of your movie reviews should be expressed this way. In fact, the entire site should be all comic booky. I love it!John Barleycornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138035686166958662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153254548071096992006-07-18T16:29:00.000-04:002006-07-18T16:29:00.000-04:00Hey, Stacie Ponder, who penciled the panels from t...Hey, Stacie Ponder, who penciled the panels from the BloodRayne comic you showed us? They're really good!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153239465139433582006-07-18T12:17:00.000-04:002006-07-18T12:17:00.000-04:00You have to tell me at exactly what point to watch...You have to tell me at exactly what point to watch for the funny-walking zombie. I watch <I>House of the Dead</I> about once every two months, and it still makes me giggle.The Retropolitanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13492457405392980254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153236267769043162006-07-18T11:24:00.000-04:002006-07-18T11:24:00.000-04:00underwater...knife...fight...congratulations, Dr. ...underwater...knife...fight...<BR/><BR/>congratulations, Dr. Boll. That's the single stupidest thing I can imagine from your filmography. <BR/><BR/>(I'm sure he's commited more foolish, more foul, more idiotic concepts, but I made a deal with myself never to watch anything with his name attached)<BR/><BR/>oh, I do know how he got the cast, though. Dr. Boll loves to brag about things like this, but apparently if you offer an actor something at the last minute (for example, Ben Kingsley two weeks before shooting), they have less time to REALLY pay attention to how terrible of a decision it is to be in <BR/><B>Bloodrayne</B>, and usually will take the free trip to Prague.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-1153232581013340122006-07-18T10:23:00.000-04:002006-07-18T10:23:00.000-04:00I remember the trailer for this film was so bad, I...I remember the trailer for this film was so bad, I thought it was made for a SciFi Channel movie. I was astounded to see it was a national theatrical release. After reading your review I am astounded that it was a national theatrical release. How did they get that cast?Mistah Wadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02785335148329700931noreply@blogger.com