tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post2592023076399209837..comments2024-03-27T17:57:27.840-04:00Comments on Final Girl: when the impossible becomes possibleStacie Ponderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-17737794490198570062010-06-25T12:49:32.993-04:002010-06-25T12:49:32.993-04:00Oh my god, this review is so prefect.
"Leath...Oh my god, this review is so prefect.<br /><br />"Leather and Other One stand at the window to spy on their new neighbor, whom I shall call Plaid." <br />brought tears of laughter to my eyes.<br /><br /><br />WORST MOVIE EVER. <br /><br />EVER!amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02356813911655779681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-28867380516079106052010-06-24T14:40:49.072-04:002010-06-24T14:40:49.072-04:00Best Post EVERBest Post EVERRuben Romerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00328013951571018512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-69713556706615638942010-06-24T10:08:02.728-04:002010-06-24T10:08:02.728-04:00Now that... was hilarious! Great article, wish I c...Now that... was hilarious! Great article, wish I could say the same about the movie.Andreihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00310144292811089076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-67925119212314652652010-06-24T02:59:48.236-04:002010-06-24T02:59:48.236-04:00I may need to check this one out.I may need to check this one out.01tarheelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13845490097461798105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-57274464496923574222010-06-23T21:26:27.779-04:002010-06-23T21:26:27.779-04:00So a race manages interstellar travel, despite the...So a race manages interstellar travel, despite the fact that their ship looks like it burns coal, and they still wear lingerie from the Hot Topic remnants bin? Shennanigans.scarinahttp://scarina.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-51158466752180374142010-06-23T21:00:30.608-04:002010-06-23T21:00:30.608-04:00This is reminding me of my ill fated date with Edg...This is reminding me of my ill fated date with <i>Edge of Darkness.</i><br /><br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1442498/<br /><br />The movie has, er zombies I guess, a computer that eats people, vampires... I guess and Satan in the body of a little african american boy and er... priests that want to end the world.<br /><br />I KNOW that sounds like the most amazing movie ever, but trust me.<br /><br />I thought you couldn't go wrong, just as you thought about <i>Caress of the Vampire</i> and even after it was done, lord help me I thought the same thing.<br /><br />You aren't, it's horrible, move on.<br /><br />-JessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-91731952523533716412010-06-23T18:18:13.264-04:002010-06-23T18:18:13.264-04:00you know they made a sequel right?... yeah... ANOT...you know they made a sequel right?... yeah... ANOTHER one.....T.S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-35244302525838387162010-06-23T15:37:25.973-04:002010-06-23T15:37:25.973-04:00Okay, can't stop laughing! I'm not sure if...Okay, can't stop laughing! I'm not sure if it's just your review or the thought that there really is a movie like this out there.Michele (TheGirlWhoLovesHorror)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03309044766117909683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-74770473452215858082010-06-23T00:48:45.857-04:002010-06-23T00:48:45.857-04:00Only if it features Sybil Danning as the evil ward...Only if it features Sybil Danning as the evil warden!Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-68039215703781351142010-06-23T00:14:10.890-04:002010-06-23T00:14:10.890-04:00The large rock formation that the space ship is fl...The large rock formation that the space ship is flying over looks a hell of a lot like Ayers Rock (aka Uluru). Of course, if illegal aliens tried to land in central Austrtalia, the government would throw them straight into a detention centre (Australian euphemism for prison).<br /><br />Hmmm... maybe if <i>Caress Of The Vampire</i> had been a <i>prison</i> lesbian alien vampire movie it might have been better?Banned In Queenslandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879785662764733057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-14118276474332031452010-06-22T18:34:42.741-04:002010-06-22T18:34:42.741-04:00Are you serious with this? Yes, my review is decid...Are you serious with this? Yes, my review is decidedly biased and prejudiced, as it's...you know...<i>my opinion</i>. <br /><br />My opinion is that my eyeballs and brain qualify me to decide if it's erotic to me. I'm not speaking for all men, nor all women. I'm sure some people out there would find this film erotic. There are people out there who find adults dressed up like babies erotic, and people out there who find people pooping on other people erotic. Everything appeals to someone. However, I found no eroticism in Caress of the Vampire. I'm sorry if this somehow offended your sensibilities, or if you happen to think that my being female somehow precludes me from having a valid opinion on the topic. <br /><br />I can't even address your comment on the shirt thing. I guess we just have different opinions, yes?Stacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-43759686598299407822010-06-22T18:20:46.185-04:002010-06-22T18:20:46.185-04:00I find your review rather biased and prejudiced. ...I find your review rather biased and prejudiced. What exactly qualifies you to decide if girl-vampire-on-girl-vampire petting is erotic or not? It's possible men might be highly turned on by their actions of passion...<br /><br />Oh, and obviously Plaid was pulling on her shirt so the fabric would rub against her nipples. It's a very erotic action, usually done in places where women wish to excite themselves but are unable to go "all the way" due to fear of being caught...<br /><br />That all said, I'm getting the feeling the guys who make "Girls Gone Wild" might have gotten their start with this film...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-10342839819385700032010-06-22T16:33:37.172-04:002010-06-22T16:33:37.172-04:00Oh, how can there be so many bad lesbian vampire m...Oh, how can there be so many bad lesbian vampire movies? And now from outer space, too? At least there's still The Vampire Lovers - and nothing can take that away.Andreashttp://mendthiscrack.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-81108521194759817992010-06-22T16:23:15.981-04:002010-06-22T16:23:15.981-04:00Now I have to see this. Thanks alot:)Now I have to see this. Thanks alot:)Thomas Dukehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00804326045764733280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-88768307309645390832010-06-22T15:29:22.139-04:002010-06-22T15:29:22.139-04:00That looks terrible! Have you seen "Dracula&#...That looks terrible! Have you seen "Dracula's Guest" (2008)? It's abysmal, I assure you. The guy playing Dracula spends the majority of his screen time trying to keep his cheap fangs in.Stuhttp://www.undy-a-hundy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-87032570510144139782010-06-22T15:22:53.902-04:002010-06-22T15:22:53.902-04:00Damn. And you were so looking forward to this one...Damn. And you were so looking forward to this one when you talked about it on The Scare-ening last week.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-24360200440517306282010-06-22T15:16:45.261-04:002010-06-22T15:16:45.261-04:00Are you absolutely sure this isn't the greates...Are you absolutely sure this isn't the greatest movie ever made, Stacie? Because looking at those images and listening to the description, I find it hard to believe this isn't the greatest movie ever made. I mean, did Scarlett O'Hara or Charles Foster Kane climb on top of their kitchen counter and stretch their tank top all out in some kind of epileptic sexytime fit? I think not.Jason Adamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254334131909339157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-34780750246053763762010-06-22T15:07:09.704-04:002010-06-22T15:07:09.704-04:00Couldn't make it through that one. Won't b...Couldn't make it through that one. Won't be reviewing it! :DStacie Ponderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07784074536271206501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13599870.post-66694294399529488922010-06-22T15:02:16.676-04:002010-06-22T15:02:16.676-04:00Stacy, I can't wait for your review of Caress ...Stacy, I can't wait for your review of Caress of the vampire II!Ghidorahhttp://acheteretentretenirsatronconneuse.com/blog/noreply@blogger.com