Wow, that's really informative. Thanks. Do you happen to know what group kidneys would fall into? It's not that important, since those are pretty easy to sell.
It looks to me as though the creators of the "zombie food pyramid" have been influenced by the shills at the American Brain Council.
All recent imperical data clearly shows that 2-5 daily servings of brains, balanced by an additional serving of the liver group provides more than adequate sustenance for a zombie of average body type, without the added health effects of the additional grey matter ingested in the pyramid presented here.
(this message brought to you by the American Council on Zombie Health)
I just want to make stuff all the time. Or play Rock Band. Or watch movies. Or have beers with my friends. Or hang out in the desert. Or have dessert.
I dig listening to records and I still think making mix tapes is cool. I'll watch any horror movie, good or bad. I love pizza, videogames, cat chins, coffee, palm trees, Dallas, Melrose Place, dead buildings, the smell of wet leaves, beer, Dolly Parton, talking about ideas, this folder I have that has a cobra on the front, and swearing.
This one time, my dad brought home a huge roll of paper and I used some of it to draw a life-size picture of Donna Summer. I was really sad when Madeline Kahn died. I think that reading, water, and taking pictures are good for the soul.
Elephants, ostriches, and the Grand Canyon are impossible but I've seen them all.
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Wow, that's really informative. Thanks. Do you happen to know what group kidneys would fall into? It's not that important, since those are pretty easy to sell.
For all those zombies that skipped health class in high school like us living kids...
They forgot the importance of exercise in maintaining a healthy weight. Exercise like zombie speed walking after meatbag humans.
That is potentially one of the greatest things I've ever seen
Brilliant!
It looks to me as though the creators of the "zombie food pyramid" have been influenced by the shills at the American Brain Council.
All recent imperical data clearly shows that 2-5 daily servings of brains, balanced by an additional serving of the liver group provides more than adequate sustenance for a zombie of average body type, without the added health effects of the additional grey matter ingested in the pyramid presented here.
(this message brought to you by the American Council on Zombie Health)
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