FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Jun 8, 2006

USDA

Courtesy of Theeeee Onion:
It's good to know that someone has a zombie's health and best interests at heart.

6 comments:

Doctor Cochrane said...

Wow, that's really informative. Thanks. Do you happen to know what group kidneys would fall into? It's not that important, since those are pretty easy to sell.

theron said...

For all those zombies that skipped health class in high school like us living kids...

Rachael said...

They forgot the importance of exercise in maintaining a healthy weight. Exercise like zombie speed walking after meatbag humans.

dreamrot said...

That is potentially one of the greatest things I've ever seen

andré cortelinckx said...

Brilliant!

Darrell J. Gahm said...

It looks to me as though the creators of the "zombie food pyramid" have been influenced by the shills at the American Brain Council.

All recent imperical data clearly shows that 2-5 daily servings of brains, balanced by an additional serving of the liver group provides more than adequate sustenance for a zombie of average body type, without the added health effects of the additional grey matter ingested in the pyramid presented here.

(this message brought to you by the American Council on Zombie Health)