From the NOOOOO department:
According to imdb Pro (via Bloody-Disgusting), the working title for the sequel to Neil Marshall's The Descent is The De2cent...which we all know is pronounced "The Detwocent" and is just plain silly. So how do we all think this sequel will go? Will another group of hapless cavers get trapped and eaten underground? Will a group of paramilitary commandos head into the caves to do battle with the crawlers? Will the crawlers emerge from the dark depths and wreak havoc above ground? Will they try to assimilate in a wacky fish-out-of-water style comedy? The possibilities are endless!
From the YAAAAY department:
Director Christophe Gans is still "guiding" Silent Hill 2, but screenwriter Roger Avary is not attached to the film. I've got my fingers crossed for this one that the script is a little tighter...and by "a little" I mean "a whole hell of a lot".
From the OMIGOD CAN WE PLEASE JUST SKIP AUGUST department:
DVD Drive-In has the scoop on upcoming DVD releases, and can I just say that September is going to rock my face off? Check it out:
*Someone's Watching Me!- early John Carpenter with Lauren Hutton and Adrienne Barbeau
*The Hand- who doesn't love a good disembodied hand story?
*Deadly Friend- I know this Wes Craven flick is a stinker, but I was all over it in '86.
*Eyes of a Stranger- I've been dying to see this slasher starring Lauren Tewes of television's The Love Boat, but the VHS is out of print and sells for approximately $5684930.
*The Burning- finally, an uncut super deluxe edition! Slasher fans rejoice!
*Food of the Gods- hmm...methinks me smells an animals run amok week a-comin'!
*Scarecrows- I've never seen this movie, but trustworthy people keep recommending it. I guess I'll finally see what all the hubbub's about.
*Tales from the Crypt/Vault of Horror- Yeah, the Joan Collins one! A two-pack of anthology flicks from the '70s? At the risk of sounding like Kool-Aid Man...OH YEAH!
From the NANCY WALKER department: