1) The lesser-known landscape-format Creepshow poster fucking rocks.
2) I have not seen Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. I'm not sure if my love of the Barbeau can get me to, either.
3) There's a far more ridiculous poster for The Fog way back yonder in this post. Those crazy Germans!
4) I like the oversized novelty handcuffs approach to the first Escape From New York poster, but the second one has the running and the shooting and the little "pew pew pew!" flames coming out of the guns, so the second one wins.
5) Yes, The Thing. Sneaky hobbitses!