Set the Wayback Machine to AWESOME and grab yourself a copy of next month's Film Club selection:
Yes, people, a movie combining the magical magic of Joan Crawford, William Castle, and axe murders actually exists! And we will all hold cyber-hands and watch it together, and then we will have a big cyber-wedding because UNDOUBTEDLY everyone will want to marry this movie when it's all over.
Netflixites can click here to queue that shit up.
The film: Strait-Jacket
The due date: Monday, October 6
Get outta here already, September!