FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE...beware yon spoilers!

Aug 5, 2009

Hey, you...

...have you ever found yourself sitting around thinking "Hmm. If Jaws from Jaws and Mega-Shark from Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus ever got into a kinda-fight, that might be neat. Gosh oh golly, I wonder who would win!"?

Really? ME TOO! So I decided to talk about just such a thing over at AMC. Gosh oh golly!

"I say...a most amusing rumination."

4 comments:

CRwM said...

I think your Mega Shark length estimate is about 800 feet too short. The width of the Golden Gate Bridge's span is itself nearly 100 feet.

stephisdead said...

And right in time for Shark Week. Huzzah!

MonsterScholar said...

Loved this article chica. Well argued and meticulously documented. Go Jaws!

Matt-suzaka said...

Who will Bruce face off against next is my qeustion...I'm thinking Jaws vs the Salsa shark from Clerks may be a good one?!