i"m like the wind
- Stacie Ponder
- I just want to make stuff all the time. Or play Rock Band. Or watch movies. Or have beers with my friends. Or hang out in the desert. Or have dessert. I dig listening to records and I still think making mix tapes is cool. I'll watch any horror movie, good or bad. I love pizza, videogames, cat chins, coffee, palm trees, Dallas, Melrose Place, dead buildings, the smell of wet leaves, beer, Dolly Parton, talking about ideas, this folder I have that has a cobra on the front, and swearing. This one time, my dad brought home a huge roll of paper and I used some of it to draw a life-size picture of Donna Summer. I was really sad when Madeline Kahn died. I think that reading, water, and taking pictures are good for the soul. Elephants, ostriches, and the Grand Canyon are impossible but I've seen them all.
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This month's Film Club pick:
- Movie: Black Sabbath
- Due Date: Monday, January 25
- How It Works: Watch the movie. Write about it on your site and drop me a line. Link to me, I link to you. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
for everything except Final Girl
It's unanimous!
I also write for this:
...and this:
you can totally click this stuff.
Watch my webseries...or else!
I'm a cyber proprietor.
A handy FAQ for Google searchers!
- 1. Yeah, Rob Zombie is directing Halloween 2. I guess he changed his mind since this interview.
- 2. Yes, most likely the girl at the end of The Descent would soon be dead. Or she may have just gone crazy, depending on which ending you saw.
- 3. No, you will not find photos of a girl masturbating on a dryer here.
- 4. Whomever is looking for "booll woob sex girle", I can't help you.
- 5. That "horror film with a hot girl" you're looking for is probably this one, in particular the first segment.
- 6. "Nosferatu's female name" is Nosferatina.
- 7. Dear whoever found me by Googling "episode of Dallas where Sue Ellen got totally drunk and fell down the stairs"...will you marry me?
- 8. I have no idea whether or not Genie Francis has had plastic surgery.
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When you're tired of me, try these.
- 70s Horror Films
- A Shot at the Dark
- Acidemic
- AMC Horror Hacker
- And Now The Screaming Starts
- Arbogast on Film
- Bleeding Skull
- Bloody Blood: Cult Trailers
- Bloody-Disgusting
- Brea Grant
- Camp Blood
- Chadzilla
- Chainsaw Mafia
- Cinebeats
- Cinema Fromage
- Cinematical
- Craig Moorhead
- DVD Drive-In
- Edward Copeland on Film
- Eternal Sunshine of the Logical Mind
- Evil on Two Legs
- Exclamation Mark
- Filmsquish
- Gatochy
- Headquarters 10
- Hysteria Lives!
- Kid Sis in Hollywood (Lis Fies)
- Lazy Eye Theatre
- Made for TV Mayhem
- Mermaid Heather
- Moon in the Gutter
- Movie Moxie
- My New Plaid Pants
- Paracinema Magazine (Blog)
- Popcorn and Sticky Floors
- Pretty-Scary
- Racks and Razors
- Really Scary
- Reel Dread
- Retro Slashers
- Sarahnomics
- Sean Collins
- Secret Fun Blog
- Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule
- Shoot the Projectionist
- Slammed & Damned
- Slasherama
- Sunset Gun
- SuperHeidi
- Terror On Tape
- The Aisle View (DK Holm)
- The Bleeding Tree
- The Groovy Age of Horror
- The Hit List (Kim Morgan)
- The Moviezzz Blog
- The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire
- The Terror Trap
- Tomb It May Concern
thank ye thank ye!
No really, thank ye.
Don't steal my shit.
If you want.
effing aye right it is.
suckers!
6 cuckoo nutsos:
Is Linda Blair thrashing here?
Because it's amazing that all of the stills so far are in such perfect focus.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU (to love this movie)!
Every single frame of this movie scares the shit out of me!
"You're mother knits socks in hell!"
Shit hadn't hit the fan yet...this scene is actually sweet.
When I met Linda Blair and had her sign something, I made her write "Stacie- your power compels me!" which is clearly the best autograph EVER.
Yes, this is clearly Pre-Shit-Fan. Actually, this could be Ted Danson with an Anton Chigurh haircut in a scene from "Something About Amelia."
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