Hey, remember that time when my AMC column featured some tips for making your own low-budget horror movie? Yeah? Well, guess what- this week I'm giving out more totally unsolicited filmmaking advice! Hooray!
Speaking of unsolicited advice...I can't say I'm wild about what you've done with your hair.
Also, it's hard to believe that I'm not earning a living with my clearly AMAZING Photoshop skills.