You know what? I was typing out this whole big spiel about the next Film Club pick, how I'd narrowed it down to three choices but I just couldn't seal the deal with any of them, how you guys would have to help me decide, blah blah blah. I even made a poll- a poll where you could vote! It was all terribly power to the people.
As I was listing the candidates, though, I got to one and I was hit by a big fat DUH. I couldn't see how anyone would vote for one of the other two films when this was an option. Therefore, I put on my official Final Girl robe and powdered wig (I WISH) and smacked my official Final Girl gavel down with a resounding EXECUTIVE DECISION. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your next Final Girl Film Club choice:
Chuck Norris vs Satan's Messenger. While the other two options are considered to be great films (or, at least, one is great and the other pretty damn good) and they're surely better than this...how could we not watch Chuck Norris battle demonic forces in our next Film Club meeting? That would, like, go against nature. It's on Netflix Instant Watch, so chances are you have no excuses for not joining in!
The film: Hellbound
The due date: Monday, August 30
What you do:
- Review the movie on your site. Add a link to Final Girl in there somewhere. If you've reviewed the film before, that's fine- but you must retrofit your review with a link to FG to be included in my round-up.
- Email your link to me at stacieponder at gmail dot com. Put 'film club' or some such in the subject line.
- Bask in the warm, glowing, warming glow of Film Club Day. Easy, breezy, et cetera et cetera.