That's right folks, this week we're going beyond...err, something...I guess...and...what the heck, I love that the sequels to Beyond the Door have nothing to do with the original film. Mario Bava's Beyond the Door II, of course, is better known as Shock...but what is this Beyond the Door III shit? Just call it Amok Train for crying out- mmm, actually that's a terrible title as well, but come on. It's not as if Beyond the Door was such a super smash hit that it needs to be turned into some fake franchise.
Beyond the Darkness is also better known as Buio Omega, and I admit I've never seen it but I do have the soundtrack, so I really hope you all still think I'm cool. Or you start thinking I'm cool if you didn't already. OH GAHD AM I COOL? Wait, a cool person would never ask that. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOL.
That's not the most important thing I'm taking away from this post, though. The most important thing I'm taking away from this post is that I'm suddenly overcome with insane amounts of love for The Beyond (guys, that Pakistani poster for this movie...ROBOTS AND UZIS, what the heck) and all I want to do is watch it again.
(that's cool, right?)